but wake up with a 1 the next morning? I tell ya, drinking is bad for ya..
2006-09-10 22:42:46 · 14 answers · asked by melhtims 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i have this friend who is a 5'11 redhead, bigger than most men, and she told me when if she gets picked up on at a bar by a drunk she says-honey, i may look like Shania Twain right now but when you wake up in the morning ill look like Mark Twain. lol, always makes me laugh!
2006-09-10 22:49:38 · answer #1 · answered by humorme! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I will say that I have never gone home with an ugly woman, but I've woken up with more than I care to think about!
2006-09-11 05:48:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, yeh, only too many times! Its an awful feeling waiting for them to leave - and they won't!! Ever find yourself making daft and unbelievable excuses to get rid of them? My best one was 'my wife'll be home soon'. I'm not married....
God bless alcohol
2006-09-11 06:30:33 · answer #3 · answered by singa_dude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no because I marry a 10
2006-09-11 05:46:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say sobering up is bad for you. Stay drunk, Have fun with the hottie (just keep him drunk too, that way you're also a 10)
2006-09-11 05:50:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is always a one every morning.. and drinking water is good for you, well that's what think..
I only get a ten sometimes..
2006-09-11 05:45:52 · answer #6 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one night i got with five 2's and i think that should count
2006-09-11 05:45:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope. LOL.
2006-09-11 13:52:39 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES- MARRIED ONE . AND I WASN'T EVEN DRINKING . GUESS I SHOULD HAVE BEEN.
2006-09-11 05:48:30 · answer #9 · answered by tia c 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No because I'm not a whore
2006-09-11 05:46:44 · answer #10 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋