oh my god! i sat down on the toilet to take a piss, right? yeah, well as you've all notice (girls) we usually look at the floor to pee. well, right before i let it go, i look up.... and i see a CRAP-LOAD of ants!!! on my bathroom shower stall and door frame!! AAAH!
i jumped up so quickly and ran out of there so fast! and i stood outside of the bathroom, looking in, and i saw dozens of ants crawling on the wall behind the toilet and one on the ceiling! i was freaking out! cuz i was home alone and i had nobody to call. I was out of ant spray and it was 11pm at night! and the nearest walgreens and walmart was more than 15 minutes away! how *effed* up is that. and my dad and neighbors were telling me to wait until tomorrow!
i was like, HELL NO. by morning they would have consumed the whole bathroom! why does this always have to happen to me when i'm constipated and knowing that i have to run to the toilet anyday at anytime???!! how freakin frustrating is that!!!
2006-09-10 20:48:26 · 10 answers · asked by Pearlz 3 in Health ➔ Other - Health
BTW, i have not taken a crap in like a week or two. and i'm not about to sit on the toilet and get an imprint trying to wait until it's ready to come out. you think that's funny?! well, it's not! i HATE being constipated. and i think it's cuz i drank some whole milk! what a bich! well, i know when the time comes, my crap will be hard and big and my ****** is going to tear. and when i wipe, i'll see blood as though i was on my period. that's what happened last time... talk about GROSS!
2006-09-10 20:49:28 · update #1
this is SO entertaining! thanks you guys. you really made me laugh.
cuz, i thought what i wrote was funny. it's sad, but true. it's so true. i feel sorry for myself sometimes.
and that one guy, that made the comment that i was *unintelligent* is so very wrong. he can't even spell the word. ha... that was funny. but not THAT funny.
2006-09-10 20:59:14 · update #2
so far, i gave a thumbs up to answerers number 6 and 7 b/c i was the most amused with their answers. yay!
2006-09-10 21:04:44 · update #3
Did't enjoy it because you are obviously very uninteligent. I also feel sorry for the ants for having to stare up at your cellulite encrusted buttocks.
2006-09-10 20:55:32 · answer #1 · answered by BURGIN24 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sympathy with you for having such experience. Trying using chalk to draw lines as ants never cross a line.
2006-09-10 21:01:27 · answer #2 · answered by Tan M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Poor you. I totally sympathize about the ant thing. I hate ants!
2006-09-10 20:50:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a camera in the bowl lady so we can have a live feed when it does come out.
2006-09-10 20:56:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I HATE when that happens!!!
In the natural food section of the grocery store you will find some tea called "Smoothe Move". That is the name of it ...I kid you not! It works!!! You should try it.
Ants!!! AUGGGHHHH! Hey, I'm with you on that one!
2006-09-10 20:53:23 · answer #5 · answered by Living the Alaskan life 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
Damn, I feel so sorry for you!
Drink prune juice, that will get things flowing for ya! (no blood flowing either) LMAO!
2006-09-10 20:55:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow
2006-09-10 20:51:07 · answer #7 · answered by cecejrg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you're full of sh_t. You are going to kill yourself or someone else.
2006-09-10 20:53:50 · answer #8 · answered by SCHANEEKQUEAH GOTTI 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
TOO MUCH INFORMATION
2006-09-10 20:58:06 · answer #9 · answered by wisewomaninthewest 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanx that was really enjoyable please dont do this again
2006-09-10 20:51:40 · answer #10 · answered by dave d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋