Do you think he is at Camp David or under the desk in the Oval Office? Anyone want to wager on it?
2006-09-10 19:44:13 · 12 answers · asked by melhtims 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha, this rating stuff sure is fun...
2006-09-10 19:59:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Makes you wonder, doesn't it---considering the richest and most powerful military and intelligence communities in the history of the planet have spent years trying to find him?
Why on earth would the U.S. military-industrial complex even want Osama to be captured or killed? He's the biggest wet dream they could ever imagine. The perfect enemy---always lurking, always scary, nowhere to be found. Massive security budgets for the next 30 years, thank you very much.
Osama could be a computer graphic, or the latest generation in animatronic figures, ala Disney. Or he could be a guy named Manny who works at an auto-parts store in Cleveland and gets $50,000 for putting on the fake beard and doing a few minutes of video every now and then. Sheesh.
2006-09-11 02:56:34 · answer #2 · answered by Ander 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At the GW ranch in Crawford, TX, filming more "special release" videos for Al-Jazeera. A trench in Texas can easily pass for a trench on the Afghanistan-Pakistan border. And Osama probably loves the all-you-can-eat BBQ....
2006-09-11 02:46:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, he might be in chambers at the great depth in Afghanistan..
he is said to a mollionaire with lots of wives and children so its not easy to hide ne where.. so this leads you to think he might be in some other guise wondering arround..
best option is live to USA people to find..
2006-09-11 05:22:20 · answer #4 · answered by Fraueline 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how about in the the oval office under the desk i didn't know it was so hard to find a 6'5 arabian on kidney dialysis
2006-09-11 02:46:52 · answer #5 · answered by Brittany's man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably got him in that luxary 5 star hotel in Saudi Arabia.
2006-09-11 02:46:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably in that super-duper-secret-basement under the White House. Osama is livin' it up with the crap they keep givin' him to keep his mouth shut.
2006-09-11 02:45:42 · answer #7 · answered by bansri47 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's got him in one of the secret bunkers under the pentagon of course
2006-09-11 02:48:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Osama might already be dead for all we know. He wasn't the healthiest guy to begin with.
2006-09-11 02:45:59 · answer #9 · answered by Cub6265 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Under the stairs.
2006-09-11 07:49:19 · answer #10 · answered by beardedgoose 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he is hanging out with the Senator Clinton, remember? his name popped up well before Bush Administration came into office....
2006-09-11 02:46:47 · answer #11 · answered by ate8 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋