2006-09-10 19:38:09 · 15 answers · asked by pxn114 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He'll be too busy trying to finish "my pet goat".
5 years aint bad.
2006-09-10 19:39:50 · answer #1 · answered by big-brother 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Um ah I think we should just bomb those son's of b*tches over there and say we f*c*ed up or blame the Chinese...oh the mike was on again.....damn it all, there goes my credibility.
Good evening my slaves. I am here tonight to say that it was ("1.2.3.4.) five years ago today that we were under attack. Today marked the ("1.2.3.4.") fifth year anniversary. I bought a ice cream cone today. Osama Bin Ladder is on the run, but we have the Canadians( who I think are a bunch of @sses) chasing his sorry @ss into Pakistan. So I guess we are going to have to bomb those jack offs now. Will some one please get me a glass of water? Now where was I? Oh yeah...how do you all like my new cowboy boots....I had them made today out of a sting ray.
Thanks for the water...but is something wrong with the plumbing? Its kinda green. Oh Its lemonade....okay.
Sorry for not paying attention to you people, I just wanted to disturb you in your homes tonight. Its my last year to do things like this, oh how am I going to miss it when I leave the.....red?, blue?, white house. My underware is red........but it has a brown streak in the middle. My driver hit the brakes and I went off my seat. I want to say seat belts save lives......it nearly cost me mine tonight.
Mrs. Regan and I are having an affair.....but my wife has no idea!
I did my chief of staff last night, he has hemroids now.
Mrs. Rice is in Canada tonight, she is scouting a way how we can invade Canada the right way this time. Mary had a little lamb......oh I think I hear a bomb coming..........oh it was just another fart! Good thing we don't have smellavision......wheew...that mexican food sure is strong. What kind of refried beans were they again?
And with that, Dick I love You..........From me, my daddy, my brother and my mothers...I bid you all farewell......Where is Jerry Farewell? Did Jerry Lewis get my call? How about Dean Martin, I haven't heard back from him in a coons age.
2006-09-11 03:06:55 · answer #2 · answered by John M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gibberish.
2006-09-11 02:40:04 · answer #3 · answered by Mere Mortal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh look, no terrorists attacks so far. Good job armed forces, good job security, good job congress...
he will then proceed to give himself a pat on the back.
2006-09-11 02:39:35 · answer #4 · answered by bansri47 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he has to confess who actually had paid for 9/11 to be done
I think he has to be honest at this timeeeee
2006-09-11 02:40:01 · answer #5 · answered by Suomi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some outright lie like...This country is on a path to prosperity!
2006-09-11 02:39:27 · answer #6 · answered by Erik E 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Something stupid about "staying the course" and all the "progress" we've made in Iraq and how we're going to get Bin Laden and "smoke him out of his hole." blah blah blah
2006-09-11 02:42:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He would say : hmmmm hmmmmm Iran has to get rid of those newcular weapons".
2006-09-11 02:42:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No Idea but I hope he gives up on war
2006-09-11 02:53:34 · answer #9 · answered by Mim 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think he is going 2 say''May God Bless Our Country!''
2006-09-11 04:23:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋