Is there anything a hillbilly can't deep fry ?

Answer 1

Dude i fuking love you. If it can't be fried it would be on a menu at some damned ol vegetatarian restraunt. I have deep fried damn near everything from icecream to rocky mountain oysters. Hillbillys rule. White power, the south will rise again

Answer 2

My uncle from Jawja almost succeeded in deep frying a '65 Mustang convertible once. He'd just gotten it to that lovely golden brown shade so perfect for dipping in honey 10W40 sauce when tragedy struck.

Seems that he'd forgotten to remove the gas tank before plunking that sucker in the boxcar he used as a combination smoker/deep fryer. And since we couldn't conclusively identify which was Uncle Roy and which was crispy carburetor, we declined to dine on the remains out of respect.

I still regret not sneaking a sample of barbecued bumper when I had the chance. R.I.P, Uncle Roy.

Answer 3

Well as I am a southern cornfed hillbilly myself and I fry ice cream I dont think there is anything we cant fry. To the ****** yanks that say we cant fry a vehicle let them bring their yankee @sses down here and let us show them how it is done.

Answer 4

Calamari. I don't think many hillbillies eat deep fried squid. It doesn't really go with Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

Answer 5

Duct Tape?

Answer 6

Get off the hillbilly there bucko.

Answer 7

Nope...if it ain't fried, it ain't food.
Having tasted a deep fried Twinkie and a deep fried Snickers bar, I figure they've got it down to an art.

Answer 8

IM pretty sure they can deep fry ANYTHING or at least they'll try

Answer 9

Oil

Answer 10

A Camaro.