a man lives on the thirteenth floor of a high rise block of flats. every morning he catches the lift down to the bottom then goes to work. when he arrives home he gets into the lift then presses num 7 he then gets out on the 7th floor and uses the stairs until he reaches his flat and he does this every day WHY??
2006-09-10 19:23:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Because he's a dwarf/midget/height challenged person and he can only reach as high as number 7. He's lucky though because if he gets in with someone else, he could ask THEM to press button 13 for him but sadly that rarely, if ever, happens. :)
2006-09-10 19:26:45 · answer #1 · answered by mancunian_nick 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
As my old Pappy used to tell me the guy in the lift was so short he couldn't reach any buttons above the 7th.
2006-09-10 23:09:26 · answer #2 · answered by Abhi 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
As my old Pappy used to tell me the guy in the lift was so short he couldn't reach any buttons above the 7th.
2006-09-10 19:26:15 · answer #3 · answered by kytho 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cos he is too short to reach the higher buttons
2006-09-10 23:00:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
cos he carnt reach the button to press 13
2006-09-10 19:37:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
probably very short - can only reach the buttons up to No.7.
2006-09-10 19:32:49 · answer #6 · answered by Basil P 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hes too short to reach tell the man to get a stool! or a phone book poor man he needs a harnis to get to the top hes real short!
2006-09-10 21:42:04 · answer #7 · answered by chickenbutt 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hes too short to reach the number?
2006-09-10 21:47:48 · answer #8 · answered by i_love_orange_crush_05 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the thirteenth floor, out of superstition, generally doesn't exist in buildings...lol
2006-09-10 22:48:10 · answer #9 · answered by Lord Cif 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
because he cant reach any higher than the 7th button
2006-09-10 19:58:45 · answer #10 · answered by bambi 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋