There was an older man that was married to a much younger
woman, and he was having trouble lasting long enough in bed. So he went to the doctor and was told he should please himself before having sex and he would last longer.
One day as 5o'clock rolls around, he gets a call from his wife who saysshe's very horn y. On his way home, he remembers what the doctor said and decides to je rk it before he gets home. He thinks, "Well, I can't do it in the car, but if I get under it I can pretend I'm fixing my car."
So he gets under the car,closes his eyes, and starts je rkin it. A few minutes later, there's a tug at his pants leg. In order to keep the image of his beautiful wife, he doesn't open his eyes, but justhollars, "Yeah?"
"I'm Officer Brown. What are you doing downthere?"
"Well, officer, I'm checking my axle; I think it'scome lose."
"Well, mister, while you're down there, you might wanna check your brakes; your car's 2 blocks down the roadcrashed into a tree."
he he he
2006-09-10 19:18:01 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Just trying to imagine that.............Hahahahahahahahahahha
2006-09-11 14:53:05 · answer #1 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ultimate, huh? Ok, if you say so...
An 82 year old man marries an 80 year old woman. On their wedding night, they both confess to be virgins. While they're trying to come up with a plan to consumate the marriage, he comes up with an idea, "Ok," he says, "I'll stand by the door, and you stand by the window, and we'll run toward each other, slip it in, and land on the bed."
She agrees.
A minute and a half later, the doorman comes in to talk to the desk clerk. "You have got to see this!" he says, "There's a little old man out here, naked in the bushes!"
"You think that's bad?" says the desk clerk, "A maid just called down from the second floor. There's a little old lady stuck on a doorknob!"
2006-09-10 21:26:02 · answer #2 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay Baby, I'm still laughing.I can picture that old man doing what he was going.LOL. This joke is great.Thank You.
Clowmy LOL
2006-09-10 19:28:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How does a cute little baby know a joke like that?
2006-09-10 19:21:53 · answer #4 · answered by Lady Bonah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor little fella
2006-09-10 19:21:09 · answer #5 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hyuk hyuk
2006-09-10 22:43:19 · answer #6 · answered by Lord Cif 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooo man, I wish to see the look in his face....WTG BABy
2006-09-10 22:02:25 · answer #7 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That is hilarious!! LOL
Have a great week, and God Bless!
2006-09-11 08:49:58 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-09-10 19:22:16 · answer #9 · answered by D_Scorpion 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good, but i've heard funnier. i doubt it's the "ultimate" joke.
2006-09-10 19:24:08 · answer #10 · answered by caffeinated052 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋