Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.
The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK, It's a coincidence: I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?"
The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 years old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big busted, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?"
To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter. I'd rather find yours."
2006-09-10 19:07:11 · 14 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha i like that more jokes jokes are good..........jokes
2006-09-10 19:12:51 · answer #1 · answered by snow b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I help them look?
2006-09-11 08:04:08 · answer #2 · answered by beardedgoose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha ur joke are always funny
2006-09-14 20:45:11 · answer #3 · answered by ze mage's world 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too funny. That would work for men of any age I'm guessing.
Very funny! thanks for the laugh.
2006-09-11 16:37:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! HA HA HA!! Thank you for a good laugh!!
2006-09-11 02:10:17 · answer #5 · answered by kristen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this guy was making it up! or maybe hoping!
2006-09-11 15:36:34 · answer #6 · answered by leeanndemon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's old, but still funny!
2006-09-11 02:17:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lol lol. Good one
2006-09-11 20:04:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...thx..love waking up smiling..lol..:)
2006-09-11 03:22:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And who can blame him :-)
2006-09-14 00:40:16 · answer #10 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋