Have a lovely day!
2006-09-10 18:58:55 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A good start to the day. Thank you. You must be a devotee of Tommy Cooper.
2006-09-10 19:00:45 · answer #1 · answered by kytho 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guy goes into the doctor's. 'Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside.' 'How's that?' 'Don't you start'
Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other 'your round.' The Other one says 'so are you, you fat b*stard'
'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home.' 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. ' 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual.'
He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.
Ha Ha.
2006-09-11 08:08:45 · answer #2 · answered by beardedgoose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mate had a dog called Syndrome.Every time it jumped on the sofa he said "Down Syndrome.
By the way no offence meant.
2006-09-11 12:49:47 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Very funny Oliver;even my cats are rolling on the floor.By the way,I like your face(if that's your real face;if not,then I guess I like someone elses face!
2006-09-11 02:49:41 · answer #4 · answered by Dances With Woofs! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He spat them out and I said 'Good Minton'
Yeah I got the joke :p
2006-09-11 11:37:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Serves you right
2006-09-11 02:00:16 · answer #6 · answered by DARTHCARL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the Chinese guy called Wo-Ching-Ton :P
2006-09-11 02:00:59 · answer #7 · answered by Walter W. Krijthe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep! You got a real Knee Slapper there!!!
2006-09-11 02:01:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-09-11 02:04:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one lol
2006-09-11 02:01:09 · answer #10 · answered by Ocean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋