There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, a British and a French, who found this small genie bottle.
When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.
Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said,
"Next to you are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted "WINE".
The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine.
Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool.
The last is the British. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, SH*T.........!"
Lesson IV - Think before u say or maybe just look where u r going!
2006-09-10 18:23:24 · 11 answers · asked by Andrew Petrucci 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Really great one.....a definite 10!! He is lucky that he didn't say "weeeeee"....he really would have been pissed off !!!!
2006-09-10 18:25:00 · answer #1 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i posted a joke like this here it is....
blonde a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island.
they finally come to the conclusion that they agree there is no way to get off the island. then they find a lamp on the beach and they rub it. a magic genie comes out and tells them each of them gets one wish but they can only wish to be something. they cannot wish to go somewhere. the brunette wishes to be a shark so she could swim to shore. the genie said "ok, once u get to ur desired location, u will turn back to normal." the brunette was turned into a shark and swam to shore. then the redhead wishes to be an eagle so she could fly to safety. the genie said "ok, once u get to ur desired location, u will turn back to normal." the redhead turned into an eagle and flew to safety. then the blonde walks around fro a minute and then says "i wish i was..." she trips on a rock and shouts "crap!!!"
i bet u know the rest of the story!!! lol. **enjoy**
2006-09-10 18:28:26 · answer #2 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha i love how the french get wine, the germans get beer, and the russians get vodka. that's the way it should be :)
2006-09-10 19:21:12 · answer #3 · answered by caffeinated052 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ANother good one !
2006-09-10 18:25:35 · answer #4 · answered by F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it, It's pretty cool!!!
2006-09-10 18:26:18 · answer #5 · answered by Hello 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OHH NO, I WOULDN´T LIKE TO BE IN HIS PLACE AT ALL!!! OWFUL!!!!
2006-09-10 18:42:01 · answer #6 · answered by nanin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...keep posting keep posting...really love it..
2006-09-10 20:20:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-09-10 18:31:39 · answer #8 · answered by chris r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
2006-09-10 19:42:10 · answer #9 · answered by Cool_dude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 STAR.........VERY VERY VERY LESSON -IMPARTING JOKE!
2006-09-10 18:33:44 · answer #10 · answered by Val b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋