Story: 1
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window: "I want to open a damn checking account."
To which the astonished woman replies: "I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up *****! I said, I want to open a damn checking account right now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank."
Having said this,the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her problem customer.
They both return and the manager asks the old geezer: "What seems to be the problem here?"
"There's no damn problem, sonny," the elderly man says, "I just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!"
"I see," says the manager thoughtfully, "and you're saying that this ***** here is giving you a hard time?"
Lesson I- If you are RICH, you can get away with almost anything
2006-09-10 18:14:13 · 8 answers · asked by Andrew Petrucci 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Recycled older joke, but delivered well. 8 on a 1 to 10 scale.
2006-09-10 18:17:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL....this joke gets better and better each time I read it....bravo!!
2006-09-11 01:17:36 · answer #2 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kkkkkkkk
2006-09-11 08:45:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!
2006-09-11 02:47:22 · answer #4 · answered by Cool_dude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true
2006-09-11 01:18:44 · answer #5 · answered by chris r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..yeah right..
2006-09-11 02:58:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
true true.
2006-09-11 01:33:22 · answer #7 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-09-11 16:09:23 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋