How about some man jokes
Q: How many caring, sensitive men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Both of them
Q: Why did god create man before woman?
A: You need a rough draft before you create a masterpiece
Q: How do you stop a man from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head
Q: Why does it take a million sperm to fertilise one egg?
A: None will stop and ask for directions
Q: Why can't women find attractive, sensitive, caring guys
A: Most of the attractive, sensitive caring guys already have boyfriends
2006-09-10 17:48:51 · 12 answers · asked by Lady Bonah 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol! i love the 1st and last one! thx! u made my day! heres a SMART blonde joke...
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains" I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer that you'll ask me, I will pay you $500!." Figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references.He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail. Afterover an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
2006-09-10 17:59:05 · answer #1 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I actually clicked on your question to say that I hate the fact that females (especially blondes) get discriminated in jokes.
Instead, I saw that you're not looking for justice, but revenge. If you are blonde, with your approach, I'd say you deserve all the jokes...
2006-09-11 00:57:36 · answer #2 · answered by hilmic 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Blond jokes are base on real life women. They are not in reality jokes at all.
2006-09-11 01:22:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, those were good but...why would you be sick of blonde jokes if you're not blonde?...or is that red head picture supposed to cover up something you don't want us to know...
2006-09-11 00:57:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE THE LAST ONE hahahahahahahah
ur avatar pic is sooooooooo cute i must meet you katie email me
2006-09-11 00:55:24 · answer #5 · answered by Necat T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blond jokes can be funny.
heres a joke with no blonds
Q-how do you make a dog go "meow"?
A-freeze it and put it under a bansaw "meeeeeeeeeeeeow"
lol
2006-09-11 00:56:26 · answer #6 · answered by Tegan 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
cute. Very funny
2006-09-11 00:49:58 · answer #7 · answered by Sara 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that one was kinda funny
2006-09-11 15:43:44 · answer #8 · answered by leeanndemon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.. the last one was the best! :)
2006-09-11 00:53:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anon123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep. LOL.
2006-09-11 16:13:38 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋