It's a joke, you can supply the punchline for me.
2006-09-10 17:47:37 · 18 answers · asked by 42ITUS™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
stand back i don't know how big this thing gets
2006-09-10 17:49:21 · answer #1 · answered by Brittany's man 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A: So, this is what I get for a rib?
Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created:
10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the
garden because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate
and hand him the remote.
8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf
when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.
7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or
haircut appointment for himself.
6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage
on the curb.
5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be
able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he
left his tools.
3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when
God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back,
scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"
2006-09-10 18:07:52 · answer #2 · answered by momoftwo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woo Man
2006-09-10 17:50:18 · answer #3 · answered by Steve-Ohhhh 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"How about a little one on one, considerating that we are the only ones on the planet"
"Wanna raise a little cain...if we're able?"
"Why do I have a craving for figs all of a sudden?"
2006-09-10 17:50:04 · answer #4 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gave up a rib for you. Better be worth it.
lol... jkj jkjk
2006-09-10 17:56:37 · answer #5 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's weird. Mine grows bigger, but yours seems to have shrunk inwards.
2006-09-10 17:51:09 · answer #6 · answered by Sam, Vice President of the YAA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With that name are you some kind of douche ?
2006-09-10 18:07:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you gona finish that apple?
2006-09-10 17:49:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
stand back i dont know how big this thing gets =)
2006-09-10 17:49:30 · answer #9 · answered by wilowdreams 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" So my ribs turn to a beutiful women..?
2006-09-10 22:33:42 · answer #10 · answered by Fraueline 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋