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Okay, heres the deal, my boyfriend goes out of town alot for work. The state we live in, we don't have stratch tickets, we can't gamble so when he goes out of state, its a HUGE deal to get me scratch tickets. Well, he brought me some home, and I scratched and it showed that I won....$100,000! He told me to read the back and it said it was a practical joke!! So, I'm giving him PAYBACK!!! Where would I buy a fake pregnancy

2006-09-10 17:33:39 · 13 answers · asked by Jamie 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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Oh, honey, that's NOTHING to play around with. Don't give him a payback--I know you feel humiliated but it was just a joke after all. Pregnancy is NOT a joke. You demanded that he brings you back these tickets and he did. You asked for it.

A false pregnancy test could spell the end of your relationship. It's a matter of trust. OK, so you trusted that you won the lottery. He probably got a good laugh over it. He won't ever believe you again if you spring a false pregnancy on him. Be the bigger person and laugh about it. Payback is what teenagers do, not adults.

2006-09-10 17:40:49 · answer #1 · answered by Hello Dolly 4 · 0 0

That's hysterical! Ask someone you know w/ kids, I kept mine from my last baby. OrTry ebay -- & good luck.

I have to tell you the funniest April Fools style joke I heard was a girl who left her boyfriend in the car too long while she was in the convenience store. So he shredded up little bits of paper like confetti and kept putting them in her air conditioner vents. Then he put the air on HIGH and aimed all the vents at her face so when she got back out to turn the car on they all blew everywhere & right in her face! Hysterical!
Also my uncle & his secretary used to pull practical jokes on each other all the time. He filled her car with styrofoam popcorn while she was at the gym one day.
Oh! You HAVE to try this! My sister made a copy of her boyfriend's car key & whenever she would see the car around town she would MOVE IT a few spaces away or to the other side of the street! & he would come out & wander around the parking lot thinking I don't remember parking here!? :D

2006-09-11 00:42:09 · answer #2 · answered by aylawins 2 · 2 1

Wow...so cruel...but well deserved as long as you don't carry it out to the extremes. Can't buy a fake one, but you can color the stick with a marker. Just find the EPT test that has the blue line for negative and pink cross for positive. And then when he freaks, say "Gotcha".

2006-09-11 00:38:32 · answer #3 · answered by Hollynfaith 6 · 0 0

Do the fake pregnancy joke on him. He deserved it. I hate people who does that. He isn't a nice boyfriend at all. Did you had sex with him? If you didn't have sex with him, you shouldnt do the pregnancy joke because he thinks that he never had sex with you and you cheated.

Actually ignore what i said, just break up with him. He is very mean to you. Just imagine how he would do to your kids if you got married with him. I do not want you to suffer the pain.

2006-09-11 00:40:20 · answer #4 · answered by Mysterio 1 · 0 1

ummmm very very very very very bad idea. why dont you just go to spencers and buy like spicy gum or something pregnancy is not the best joke to play on a boyfriend

2006-09-11 00:43:14 · answer #5 · answered by cecejrg 2 · 1 0

That is taking a practical joke too far.

2006-09-11 00:37:19 · answer #6 · answered by sarah071267 5 · 2 0

Funny for you, yes. But I certainly wouldn't see the funny side if my girlfriend did that. And my sense of humour is about as warped as it gets.

2006-09-11 00:49:09 · answer #7 · answered by Glen 1 · 1 0

when my ex told me she was pregnant it felt like a zillion bucks so yes nice pay back but it may touch the heart

2006-09-11 00:40:14 · answer #8 · answered by wanttolpve 4 · 0 1

bad BAD idea. if my wife ever did that to me, i would think she thaught she was pregnant, but turned out she wasnt, but shes been cheating on me.

do NOT do it.

2006-09-11 00:36:05 · answer #9 · answered by gesswh0 4 · 1 0

Sounds like fun, but be sure he will think it is funny...if he gets mad it won't have been worth it...

2006-09-11 00:36:45 · answer #10 · answered by Emme 4 · 1 0

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