A guy goes to a psycologist and says, "Well, Doc, I'm afraid I may be oversexed." The Doctor says, "Why don't you tell me about it?'' The guy says, "Well, I insist on having sex with my wife every night of the week." Dr. says, " That doesn't seem too extreme." Guy says, "But I also have a mistress, and I have sex with her 3 or 4 times a week." Dr. says, "Well for some people that might be a bit much...The guy says, " But wait, Doc, I'm not finished. There's a hooker who works a corner near the office building in which I work, and I spend several of my lunch hours having sex with her....The Dr. says, '' Good God Man, that's too much, you have to get hold of yourself!" The guy says, " I do Doc, six times a week, it's still not enough."
2006-09-10 17:19:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
First reaction OMG! Second ROFLMAO!
2006-09-10 17:22:39 · answer #1 · answered by mother_of_bonehead 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No I havent heard of this guy, but sexual addiction is a real illness, I think his doc is getting his rocks off by the stories this guy is telling, otherwise he would be helping him. I say he should change doctors & get some real help!
2006-09-10 17:23:30 · answer #2 · answered by Nay Nay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Not exactly LOL funny, but funny. I wouldn't mind being that guy. Ecstasy is wonderful. And there's nothing more ecstatic than S.E.X.
2006-09-10 17:24:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have never known a man like that...and don't think I would like him much anyway!
2006-09-10 17:21:43 · answer #4 · answered by Carol R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a lot of sex.
2006-09-10 17:22:09 · answer #5 · answered by xxGlamROCK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah nice one haha
2006-09-10 17:22:02 · answer #6 · answered by gsschulte 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn, this joke must be about my X! LMAO
2006-09-10 17:24:32 · answer #7 · answered by whiskeygrl319 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's good i like it
2006-09-10 17:21:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe yea liked it.
2006-09-10 17:21:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kind of lame buddy..
2006-09-10 17:21:53 · answer #10 · answered by jit bag 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋