Last night, around 11p.m. I was drinking a cold one at a local bar. Well, in walks Tess. I met her a while back, and didn't want to get involved with her, because she had 5 kids, with three different daddies, and ugly, buttery, yellow patches on her teeth, where she used to "dip." Well, we had gone on a date awhile back, and she grabbed my manmeat, and I wasn't interested and pulled over and gave her busfare. Well, last night, she told some of the regulars that she had sex with me, and I had a "itty bitty pecker!!!" Well, they roared with laughter. I was furious. I confronted her and got real irate and said, "Tess, you're nothing but a lying, two day in a row panty wearing, buttery yellow teeth having, five children no husband, filthy, f***ing wh*re!" Well, she began to sob uncontrollably, and everyone is looking at me as if I am the villain! So, I got my coat and hat, and I peeled out of there in my pickup. How can I patch things up at the bar? Do you think the regulars will remember?
2006-09-10
17:11:12
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