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he says to his buddie I'd like to have sex with that blond . his buddie says it $50 for a hand job he says ok. later he says best hand job he ever had next day he wants a b/j he says it will cost you $ 100 fine best b/j he ever had next day he s hooked he has to have some pu**y the blonde says follow me they go to the door the blond says see that big building over there . thats mine see that big house over there . the man says thats the white house the blonde says if I had P***y I would own that too

2006-09-10 16:45:43 · 6 answers · asked by vinel10 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

that's just wrong, funny but wrong

2006-09-10 16:49:25 · answer #1 · answered by Bob 4 · 0 0

sally goes into social sercurity to claim $$$ for her 10 children, the office lady hands her a form to fill out, 2 minutes later she comes back and says finished, the office lady says "you have to fill out all ur kids names not just the one"... "no thats right they are all named bob" sally replies.Confused the oggice lady says "so what if you wanna talk to them", "its easy" says sally "i can go out the front and just call out bob its time for dinner and they all come or its time for school and they all come", ok fair enough the lady thinks "ah but what if you wanna talk to just one of them" "well thats even easier" replies sally "i just use bobs last name"

2006-09-10 16:55:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hahaha ewww hahaha

2006-09-10 17:14:01 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0 0

you killed it, saying he said it will cost you... you should of wrote SHE

2006-09-10 16:50:21 · answer #4 · answered by hejhs 4 · 0 0

^_^ nice one there

thanks for the laugh. keep it up

2006-09-10 17:10:09 · answer #5 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0 0

LOL. LOL.

2006-09-11 09:24:47 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

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