My :religious leader", Jose Cuervo, said the rapture was going to happen 5 minutes ago, and it didn't. The fundies are still here. So, there's the "proof" the Christians are wrong and Jose is right.
2006-09-10 16:18:24 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I can't take any kind of medication when in the presence of Jose.
2006-09-10 16:21:19 · update #1
1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor!
2006-09-10 16:25:14 · answer #1 · answered by Becca 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Genuflect when in the presence of the Almighty J.C. (Jose Cuervo).
2006-09-11 14:39:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't trust Jose if I were you.
He's lied to a great many people, and put them into graveyards. He'll act as if he is your best bud, and then, one day, BOOM!! You find out that not only has he cost you everything else in your life, and he has been slowly poisoning you all along...nope, Hun, don't you trust that b*st*rd. Jose has no heart, and no conscience, and could care less if you live or die.....
2006-09-10 16:37:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I see that we are of the same faith because I'm assuming you're referring to the beer Jose Cuervo. See you at mass!
2006-09-10 16:22:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I encourage all my Christian brothers and sisters to pray for this fellow. Jose was my good friend at one time, and following him did a lot of damage in my life. Since I began to follow the true JC, Jesus Christ, things have done a complete turn. I know you leave a lot of these questions on here to entertain yourself, but please know, those of us that believe in God take our beliefs very seriously and because of what we believe, we don't want to see anyone perish, including you. I know you scoof at my faith, but I am going to pray you have a change of heart. Peace and blessings to you.
2006-09-10 16:27:29 · answer #5 · answered by Nelita C 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
LoL
Don't forget about the prophets Johnny Walker & Sam Adams....
2006-09-10 19:57:06 · answer #6 · answered by genaddt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can't prove anything to me, Junior. (Jose Cuervo is tequila for those who don't know)
2006-09-10 16:25:00 · answer #7 · answered by Missy 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You can stop making a fool out of yourself now, Daemon.
We don't listen to your friend Jose...we listen to Jesus Christ...who said...'no man knows the day nor the hour'...
2006-09-10 16:21:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Ok ill prove he is real.the rapture will not happen in the next 10 seconds.
2006-09-10 16:21:31 · answer #9 · answered by lightangellion 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
1, 2, 3 Tequilas! YEAH! ; )
2006-09-10 16:25:21 · answer #10 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋