need to skip school. need about 10 hours of catch up sleep.
have project due. need help. need flu.
2006-09-10 15:53:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
or any other way to get sick, but not too sick, like a 1 day thing
2006-09-10 16:00:09 · update #1
Washing your hair and then sleeping with wet hair and your window open is a good start, but it probably won't get you there in time. Better to fake something that has no visible symptoms - stomach cramps is a good one. And if you're desperate, you can always do a Ferris Bueler and lick your palms too, to create that sweaty/clammy sensation.
"It's a little childish and stupid, but then again, so is highschool!'
2006-09-10 16:03:35 · answer #1 · answered by the_fatmanwalksalone 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can't catch the flu that fast. You need another excuse. Better get busy on that project.
2006-09-10 22:56:04 · answer #2 · answered by momandkids 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to your nearest hospital and go room to room drinking after everybody. You may not get the flu but you are bound to catch something.
2006-09-10 22:59:06 · answer #3 · answered by Fool in the Rain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go out drinking... could always catch the brown bottle flu
2006-09-11 00:55:31 · answer #4 · answered by Chris L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat some undercooked chicken and you'll have salmonella poisoning. But I think you are better off faking the stomach cramps.
2006-09-10 23:11:45 · answer #5 · answered by deltazeta_mary 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um you cant get the flu in less you have a live virus's in your room.....About skipping school.....dont know what to tell ya there
2006-09-10 22:56:06 · answer #6 · answered by Do I know you? ya right LoL 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh... ive asked this before.
you could always fake it... just make it sound like you're puking and put chicken noodle soup in the toilet, then do something to make your face really hot, like put a heating pad on it
2006-09-10 22:55:07 · answer #7 · answered by DeAd DiScO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋