Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today. I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire."
The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north.
That night over dinner, the first man tells his story: "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?"
The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and I had sex with her in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp."
"Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a ********, too?"
"Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I couldn't find her head."
2006-09-10 15:45:38 · 23 answers · asked by Precious Angel 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So.
2006-09-10 15:47:35 · answer #1 · answered by wildraft1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Necrophilia ewww
2006-09-10 22:52:42 · answer #2 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a oldie but goodie
2006-09-10 22:58:37 · answer #3 · answered by king-of-halloween 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwww!
Funny, but Ewwwwww.
2006-09-10 23:26:47 · answer #4 · answered by Hatir Ba Loon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. Now I have a joke for tomorrow at work.
2006-09-10 22:48:56 · answer #5 · answered by klinete73 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah yeah thatwas funny great punch line
2006-09-10 22:49:18 · answer #6 · answered by gsschulte 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
necrophelia eh?? kinda like that nut who ate people
2006-09-10 23:01:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oohh!! That's just BAD! LOL.
2006-09-11 16:32:17 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny and sick at the same time lol
2006-09-10 23:31:31 · answer #9 · answered by aaron 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EEWWWW>>>HE DIDN"T GET HIS ******** BECAUSE HER HEAD HAD BEEN CHOPPED OFF BY THEY TRAIN..LOL..GOOD ONE
2006-09-10 23:01:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
^_^ looks like you got many reactions there
keep it up
2006-09-11 00:05:09 · answer #11 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋