2006-09-10 15:19:39 · 14 answers · asked by roytoncc69 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
George Bush
2006-09-10 15:21:58 · answer #1 · answered by David S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the best but the only one I can remember at the moment...here goes, A man wakes up in the hospital after a terrible accident and screams for the doctor. When the doctor arrives the man cries out "Doctor,doctor, I can't feel my legs! The doctor replies"That's because I have cut off your arms!
2006-09-10 19:18:09 · answer #2 · answered by sioux 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night, Holmes wakes Watson up: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce." Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." Holmes replies: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent."
2006-09-10 17:12:28 · answer #3 · answered by Free Ranger 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
-THIS JUST IN!!! Everton's trophy room has been robbed!!!
a-Police are on the look out for a man with a blue carpet!!!
-What's blue and shags old ladies?
a-Me and my lucky blue overcoat
-How do you confuse a wanker?
a-32
-What's worse than your mum catching you having a ****?
a-if it's the other way round.
2006-09-11 02:21:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there's 2 ants in a airing cupboard which once in the army ? the one on the tank
where do fishes put there money ?
in a river bank
2006-09-11 02:21:14 · answer #5 · answered by treakle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mickey mouse took Minnie to the divorce courts.
upon reading Micky's statement the judge said
i am sorry Mr mouse but you cannot divorce your wife just because she has got bucked teeth.
upon that mickey replied
i did not say she had bucked teeth i said she was
f$*%king goofy. lol.
2006-09-10 21:50:12 · answer #6 · answered by Deano™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says 'Make me one with everything'
2006-09-11 04:40:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. The Holucost. hahahahaha
Q. What is pink and fluffy?
A. Pink fluffy stuff!!! hahahahahahha
2006-09-10 15:22:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
2 nuns were in their car driving along when a vampire landed on the boot of the car.
1st nun: quick sister show him your cross
the second nun stuck her head out of the window and yelled ' oh you, get the f*** off the car, its new!'
2006-09-11 05:14:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two biscuits are baking in an oven, one biscuit says, "Gee, it's hot in here." The other biscuit response by saying "Holy crap, a talking biscuit!"
2006-09-10 15:24:25 · answer #10 · answered by jedi1josh 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋