Okay, heres the deal, my boyfriend goes out of town alot for work. The state we live in, we don't have stratch tickets, we can't gamble so when he goes out of state, its a HUGE deal to get me scratch tickets. Well, he brought me some home, and I scratched and it showed that I won....$100,000! He told me to read the back and it said it was a practical joke!! So, I'm giving him PAYBACK!!! Where would I buy a fake pregnancy test, or how could I get one to come out positive? Any idea!?
2006-09-10 14:50:10 · 8 answers · asked by Jamie 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Or even a better practical joke! Give me ideas!
2006-09-10 14:55:17 · update #1
hmm go to a joke store lol
2006-09-10 15:00:54 · answer #1 · answered by fersitf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, that's some serious payback! Find a friend that's pregnant to take the test for you, or you can ask a doctor what might cause a false positive... but be careful when you do it, because I heard somewhere that the results will only show in the window for 24-48 hours. Good Luck!
2006-09-10 23:03:47 · answer #2 · answered by chrystallec 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do nothing fo a month or two. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Has he been sexually active in the past before he met you?
If so, pay some girl in the 'hood to show him a picture of himself from high school. Say (old girl friends name0 was my mom, and she died. She said you were the father.....he will crap his pants.
have fun
2006-09-10 23:25:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GET HIM GOOD!!!! LOL! That is hilarious!!! I like your style.... payback's a bItc*
As gross as it sounds...I think you might have to borrow a pregnant woman's urine. Or get one of the cheap ones to see if you could make a very subtle mark...but that will probably be obvious.
GOOD LUCK!!!
2006-09-10 23:38:07 · answer #4 · answered by CBL123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe food coloring will turn the pregnancy test stick the right color. good luck. His joke was just plain mean!!
2006-09-10 22:12:50 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be careful if you do this - you may not like his reaction!
2006-09-11 08:55:38 · answer #6 · answered by beardedgoose 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
get him back? you should bust him up!
but i suggest the ol' ants in my pants...
2006-09-10 22:19:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no clue but do u know any docters
2006-09-10 21:52:59 · answer #8 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋