Three surgeons were having a conversation: One of
them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist
lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and eight months later
he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both
arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he
won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago
a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol
rode a horse head-on into a train travelling at 80 miles per
hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's *** and a cowboy hat. Now he's
president of the United States."And that's the truth"
2006-09-10 13:32:19 · 44 answers · asked by Arts 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2006-09-10 13:34:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
That is the best damn joke that I have heard in a long time, mostly because it was TRUE! And because it will be fun to watch all the stupid Republicans get all in a tizzy, and say stupid comments in response, and that may turn out to be even funnier than the joke itself, what do you think?!Like the girl towards the top Straight B, I mean apparently she is a comedian also, because she couldn't have been serious right?! I mean my dog could do a better job. I have made better decisions and spoke bette than Bush on my drunkest night, while I was passed out!
2006-09-10 13:37:28 · answer #2 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha funny, but mines better
Why did Michael Jackson run into Walmart
Kids pants were half off.
2006-09-13 12:39:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! That is sooo funny! I think I'll steal it and put it in my blog. would you mind? It's hilarious and will probably get you a lot of hate mail. Once I posted a question about Bush and what do Britts think of him and I got so mUCH HATE mail from red necks! One other time I answered a question about a girl who wanted to know how to bleach her skin and I said "ask Michael Jackson" They deleted the question! You're on your own! Good luck!
2006-09-10 13:38:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Song for Mj. Goes to the Tune of You are not alone.
You are not Alone, I am here with You, How can it Be that I keep hitting thee, Oh it Hurts so Much, I kicked you In the But, I really Messed You up, OH Pleaaaaase , Quit Bleeding on Me !!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
2006-09-10 13:37:44 · answer #5 · answered by Legion 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I like it! I think it's funny AND appropriate. If you made that joke up yourself I'd have to say you're very creative, talented and have a great sense of humor. If you didn't come up with it yourself than I'd have to say you have a gift of recognizing humor.
2006-09-10 13:37:19 · answer #6 · answered by Ozzie B. 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO! I should have known better than to drink milk and read a joke! I found it quite humerous..(lol)
2006-09-10 14:26:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Absolutely agree.
2006-09-10 13:36:12 · answer #8 · answered by pathowiz 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
We all know Michael jackson doesn't like bush.
2006-09-10 15:19:48 · answer #9 · answered by archimedes_crew 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats pretty funny but um...ur not gonna touch the little boys who answer this question r u? lmao
2006-09-10 13:37:25 · answer #10 · answered by >???<Chinita>???< 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I AGREE with docter 3 lmao good joke good joke!!!
2006-09-10 13:34:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋