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my friend hurt his left arm and were crackin some jokes on him, i need some more!!! I NEED SOME MORE!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-09-10 10:54:45 · 4 answers · asked by omgitsjohn90 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

he didnt break his arm!! we are just playin around with him!!!

2006-09-10 11:01:33 · update #1

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this might be stale but it's the only one i can remember...

a guy saw this girl at the bar and started chatting her up...she was what you call a 'stunning beauty.' she acted as we all do..started with the cold shoulder and as he worked moved on to flashing him her dazzling smile. He was finally able to persuade her her to move to a cozy booth with him. Ok, here's the thing...she has a veeeerrrry bad leg and so.....
Mr. Smooth's face was priceless.

(it sounds better when you actually demonstate the end, i.e with your best imitation on how a cripple walks)

2006-09-10 11:08:29 · answer #1 · answered by olivia m 2 · 0 0

behave yourself not remotely nice... I never laugh at the afflicted thats why Im not laughing at you.!!!!!

Theres no good cripple (not a nice word) jokes there all bloody cruel.

2006-09-10 18:10:16 · answer #2 · answered by Sunseaandair 4 · 0 0

isn't that a bit mean? i mean come on he broke his arm.and cripple isn't a nice word either

2006-09-10 17:58:01 · answer #3 · answered by Laela 3 · 0 0

you are soo mean!!!!! that is not very nice, asking for jokes that make fun of people that are disabled.

2006-09-10 19:11:11 · answer #4 · answered by Mimi C 3 · 0 0

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