I have large testicles. I'm also skint. I would like to auction advertising space on my left testicle (the right one isn't very photogenic).
I have tried EBAY but they keep kicking me off. Does anyone know of another site which will let me hold a Testicle Auction?
Serious answers only please.
2006-09-10 10:36:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Ah I'm afraid although you are talented... that market has ultimately been cornered.
You see most men ave one testicle larger than the other.... with David Hasslehoff, each testicle is larger than the last.
2006-09-10 12:27:23 · answer #1 · answered by Dave 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
advertising is all about getting people interested in what they see! can you confidently say that your plums are so good people will want to get that close to read a slogan from them.
I've seen a few testicles in my time and they are NOT attractive at all. I would suggest starting a web site focusing on the size of your particular ball, some NUT out there will happily pay to see it!! good luck!
2006-09-10 11:11:54 · answer #2 · answered by louise f 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd be interested in renting some space to advertise my ball shaving service.
2006-09-10 10:38:56 · answer #3 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u might try some queer site. u know, the ones with the queer guys
2006-09-10 10:38:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2006-09-10 17:16:09 · answer #5 · answered by Modus Operandi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really. Sorry.
2006-09-10 10:50:13 · answer #6 · answered by dnlrawson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TMI!! That's just not right!!!
2006-09-10 10:48:36 · answer #7 · answered by sadaunt78 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try oneballpauls.org
2006-09-10 11:09:21 · answer #8 · answered by SuNnY BlOnDe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blueballs.com
2006-09-10 12:28:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
try www.imoffmyfuckinghead.com
2006-09-10 11:01:19 · answer #10 · answered by Lone Wolf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋