A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.
The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they
know?
2006-09-10 10:15:50 · 40 answers · asked by shortpeg2001 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well - the maid because it's Sunday and mail is not delivered on Sundays - so he or she was lying.
But I say to you, who among us has forgotten to pick up the mail from the day before? Let he who is without mail cast the first stone.
The maid is innocent until proven guilty!!
2006-09-10 10:18:40 · answer #1 · answered by Vicki B 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The Maid Was The Murderer Because Mail Doesn't Come On Sundays.
2006-09-11 08:06:49 · answer #2 · answered by Charlie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Maid - No mail on Sunday
2006-09-10 23:23:20 · answer #3 · answered by Perkins 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
maybe the mail had been piling up and the maid had forgotten to get it for a couple of days. there is not adequate data for the police to "know" anything... this is ridiculous... and it would not stand in a court of law. BILBO BAGGINS! I would say they would be most suspicious of the wife or the maid... the wife supposedly "immediately called the police" ... but she says she was sleeping... which doesn't really make sense... but at any rate... nobody "knows" jack squat. BOOBER OWNS!
2006-09-10 10:37:29 · answer #4 · answered by boober 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The maid because nobody gets mail on Sunday.
2006-09-10 10:18:05 · answer #5 · answered by Libby 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
the butler did it, butlers don't have closet's they have pantry's.
the maid could have been getting the mail, the mail on Sunday is a newspaper!
2006-09-10 19:58:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The maid...it's Sunday..no mail
2006-09-10 15:32:22 · answer #7 · answered by SlapHappy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It would no doubt be the MAID....reason....the mail doesn't run on Sundays..
Maybe the maid had help...Where did this murder take place? Was the murder committed in the den, with a gun, in the kitchen with a knife, or was he murdered in his car with exhaust fumes??
That Maid is very tricky ya know....
2006-09-10 10:21:55 · answer #8 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The maid because mail doesn't run on Sundays
2006-09-10 10:18:18 · answer #9 · answered by Silly KeKe 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
the maid theres no post on a Sunday lol
bugger i should of read the other posts first lol.
hang on is this a trick had the maid gone to fetch the paper?
the butler cos he doesn't clean out closets?
someones changed ther anwer she must be a liverpool fan lol i know mine was on first cos i read them all lol.
2006-09-10 10:23:57 · answer #10 · answered by Deano™ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋