My dad is going through his mid-life crisis and dating girls my age, I am his son. In high school I screwed his girl and he dosn't know. I think he is getting too serious with her. How do I handle this. She accually tossed my salad. I got problems here? What if she ends up being my step mom. Do you think I could kiss that mouth in a way that says "hi, how are you?"
2006-09-10 10:09:24 · 31 answers · asked by OU812 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Kudos to you for banging your dad's chick. You rock!! Not many guys can say they bagged they're old man's girlfriend. Be proud of the scumbag you are and if you are able to keep it on the downlow then keep banging her and letting her toss your salad. Sow your wild oats...but a word of caution. Dont' kiss her on the mouth anymore. Just thinking about you kissing her and knowing she is probably tossing your dad's salad too is kinda nasty--kinky, but nasty. Everytime you see her kiss him you can laugh inside knowing that tongue has been in your no fly zone....
2006-09-10 10:30:05 · answer #1 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
why would you be kissing your step mom's mouth anyway. i don't even kiss my real mom's mouth. and secondly why would you let her toss your salad. i think i am going to puke. but anyway if you dad is getting serious then maybe you and her should just keeps your mouths shut. ugh and don't kiss each other.
2006-09-10 10:13:03 · answer #2 · answered by tiffany228 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha yeah buddy you're in a really tough situation there. yeah you should definitely tell your dad. he could think differently about his girl that you fu(ked. then you may not even have the problem of kissing her in only a friendly way and not having to think back to the great fu(k between you two.
2006-09-10 10:14:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i know that it is late yet... WTF? in case your "too youthful to get "pregnant" then your too youthful for a bf. i'm 13 and nevertheless do t have a bf (I did a pair months in the past tho) besides the undeniable fact that it truly is unlike you may want to do something with your bf. What might want to you do? Play dolls at the same time? YUP!
2016-11-26 00:02:05 · answer #4 · answered by yellowhair 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dam that's all I can say. And I mean dam in a good way. I'm impressed man. I really am that takes guts dog.
2006-09-10 10:52:53 · answer #5 · answered by Adam K 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Heres how to solve your problem:
1. Get a gun.
2. Shoot yourself in the face.
2006-09-10 10:18:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Fantasy, Fantasy, Fantasy.
2006-09-10 10:29:31 · answer #7 · answered by Dean B 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Way to go dad
2006-09-10 12:27:26 · answer #8 · answered by preciousmoments1962 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't think there's much danger of her becoming your step-mom...lol Those relationships seldom last too long
2006-09-10 10:12:30 · answer #9 · answered by westgaliberty 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You little pimp keep banging her. Your dad should no better anyways and if she ends up being your stepmom which i doubt then you got a family slut.
2006-09-10 10:12:25 · answer #10 · answered by gordon_cruse_54 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋