when i wake up on a morning early, why does my bed always grab me and try to make love to me?
2006-09-10 09:54:14 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
cause you're so irresistible. that's exactly what i did when you woke up that one night. i couldn't let you leave me, so we did it again!
2006-09-10 09:56:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really must have a terribly sad little life if your bed is the only thing that wants to make love to you. Either that or your morning glory has you dreaming the most bizarre things.
2006-09-10 10:07:34 · answer #2 · answered by Sarah F 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
asuming your bed is not human, I'd say, sleep on the sofa. Otherwise maybe if you get up quickly and put a pillow right across your bed, it won't notice you're gone.
Or just let it make love to you. It may be fun?
2006-09-10 10:01:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG! I thought i was the only 1! but its not only my bed, its in the shower & in front of mirrors aswell! wait a imnute thats what i want 2 happen anyway lol!
2006-09-10 10:19:44 · answer #4 · answered by Lynz Lou XxX 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow you need a new bed or you need to wake up. there is a differences between a bed and a lady one is she is alive. the other is flat and a place to rest.. but if this does not help you . i have a class that you need to take.
2006-09-10 10:01:15 · answer #5 · answered by celticdragon 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think that your bed is to old and you have slept on it so much you have made a dent in it and your in a crevese. When yu try to get up you just get sucked back into it... or your just crazy and you think it!!!
2006-09-10 10:08:37 · answer #6 · answered by buddy_banana917 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Twerp
2006-09-10 10:08:23 · answer #7 · answered by lizarddd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your bed is turned on by you and can't get enough. You might as well give it up to the bed.
2006-09-10 09:56:19 · answer #8 · answered by Miss J 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Is it a Craft-Matic Adjustable Bed? Are you trying to bend yourself far enough over to suck your own meat? Be careful you don't know where you've been!
2006-09-10 09:57:08 · answer #9 · answered by parkdad73 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahaha weird guy! mb u r trying to say that u don't wanna wake up and go to work. or mb u need some sex and even ur bed knows it.
2006-09-10 10:04:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
They make a pill for that so you won't have to worry about you bed anymore
2006-09-10 09:59:22 · answer #11 · answered by eric g 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋