A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.
The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him, but finally even she had had enough. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."
After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"
She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing. After a half hour, the man's doctor comes into the room. "What's going on here?" asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"
After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Not with a carnation."
2006-09-10 09:34:01 · 6 answers · asked by dwh 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ill have to remember that one lol its funny.
2006-09-10 09:38:59 · answer #1 · answered by A Friend Of The Band I Swear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She got him!!!!!! good for her..... Just hope the doc didn't fuss at her too much.
The big shot got what he had coming! Not really, but he got it anyway.
2006-09-10 17:05:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2006-09-10 16:42:43 · answer #3 · answered by SweetNurse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! good one. ^_^
2006-09-10 17:13:40 · answer #4 · answered by scooby_chick101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are silly
2006-09-10 17:11:11 · answer #5 · answered by Silly KeKe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! omg that is so funny! thanks i really needed that laugh!
2006-09-10 17:17:06 · answer #6 · answered by la_gurl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋