two old ladies were sitting outside, having a smoke,when it started to rain,one of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut of the end and put over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
lady 1; "whats that?"
lady2; "a condom.this way my cigarette does not get wet."
lady 1;"where did you get it?"
lady 2;"from the drug store"
the next day lady one hobbles into the local drugstore. and asks the pharmacist for a box of condoms, the guy looked embarrassed
and look at her strangely(she is,after all over 80 years old)
but very delicately asks what brand she prefers?
"doesn't matter son as long as it fits a camel'
;o)
2006-09-10 09:29:16 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
im rolling round the floor stop
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2006-09-12 00:05:28 · answer #1 · answered by kitthekat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-09-10 17:13:42 · answer #2 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and shes on 20 a day
2006-09-10 17:13:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe! your so cheeky, and funny Fred!!!!!!
you cant let this be your last one tonight please!!!!
p.s your nice to me cos you have picked me for best answer twice before, (thank you!) so your not just a funny face, but you do make me laugh allot, i cant believe i once thought your name was Norman Bates! (those were the days heehee)
2006-09-10 18:14:33 · answer #4 · answered by sasha 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't you know that pharmacist had to be picked up out of the floor!
2006-09-10 17:06:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one mate lol haven't heard it before
2006-09-11 11:47:36 · answer #6 · answered by sdfsgsdhyj 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So what's the rest of the joke? i have a **** that a camel would be proud of, so I'm not sure what you're getting at.
2006-09-10 16:32:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
it's an old one! sorry
it was funny at the time
2006-09-10 16:31:50 · answer #8 · answered by veggiekayak 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
rotfl! not exactly clean humor, but funny all the same.
2006-09-10 17:43:07 · answer #9 · answered by Kee-wee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-09-10 16:37:15 · answer #10 · answered by Danielle S 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋