2006-09-10 09:15:06 · 11 answers · asked by meg *__* 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
MEN: "Right up front I should mention that my thingy is only 3 inches long."
WOMEN: "Just so you know, I'm a virgin. And I don't plan on having sex until I'm 40."
2006-09-10 09:19:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the worst thing 2 say on a first date is "i love u"
2006-09-10 16:18:35 · answer #2 · answered by ~D®.DuNk$~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well the other day i was watching blind date, and the date is going great until the guy tells the girl about the last girl he was with and the sex they had in public. at the end she didnt wanna continue the date. pretty bad, huh?
2006-09-10 16:20:40 · answer #3 · answered by DooneyGrl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the worst thing you can do is forget their name, the worst thing ever is to talk about your ex,and try not to look at other ppl
2006-09-10 16:18:26 · answer #4 · answered by imHereAskMe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I hope you know you are picking up the check"
"This is the first time I've been out of the house since my incident 10 years ago..."
"You can ride on the handlebars of my bike..."
"My last date gave me herpes..."
2006-09-10 16:24:27 · answer #5 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My kids are all potty trained.
Could you help me move this furniture?
My infection is almost completely gone.
2006-09-10 16:28:26 · answer #6 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
calling your date by your ex's name
i ove you
i have genital warts
the list goes on and on
LOL!
2006-09-10 16:18:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Whew, that was a bad one, wasn't it! It must have been the tacos I had last night!"
2006-09-10 16:17:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
man my asssss itches
2006-09-10 16:17:33 · answer #9 · answered by (l)SR 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
**** that date stunk.
2006-09-10 16:18:26 · answer #10 · answered by jman 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋