Of course they have water already.How about flush toilets,a baby changing station,internet access,a mariachi band,voter registration booth,immigration attorneys. Any suggestions?
2006-09-10 09:14:52 · 14 answers · asked by getnabargain 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
sounds good jack ***
2006-09-10 09:32:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd Like to suggest Free X-Lax laced Brownies. And also Fill the water station full of USED toilet water. Yah know make them feel at home. A Shovel and a few old magazines will work for toilets. I've heard there only reason for Invading America is Indoor Plumbing.
2006-09-10 09:20:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Forget the flush toilets... they don't know what flush toilets are in mexico and you would have to put a sign up saying something like :Usted no pones papel de caca in esta toilet" because they don't put their toilet paper in the stools in Mexico since most of the country has septic tanks.
Other than that, how about someone handing out road atlases of the U.S., a Cambio for changing pesos into dollars, maybe someone giving away $100 charge cards to help them buy their bus tickets... and... a change of clothes would be really nice after they take a nice, hot shower, of course.
2006-09-10 09:20:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A housing tract that they can move into and never pay rent, your wallet with all your ID in it, a lowrider with a Mexican flag already in the window, a social security check and a job all ready and waiting for them, a wet bar, smorgasboard....
2006-09-10 10:37:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Border Patrol agents with buses to haul their mooching butts back to mexico. I was going to say 'land mines' but that wouldn't be politically correct or show sensitivity to diversity so I didn't.
2006-09-10 15:59:21 · answer #5 · answered by Sgt. VietnamVet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A 500 pound bomb under each one to explode when the rest area is filled with criminal illegal wetbacks.
2006-09-10 09:31:09 · answer #6 · answered by Trevor B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about a room where they can relax and try to get pregnant since they will be in the US soon.
2006-09-10 09:33:08 · answer #7 · answered by superlawyerdude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A magazine to go with that toilet would be nice.
2 points
2006-09-10 09:19:07 · answer #8 · answered by blankit 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
REMOVING them would be a superlative upgrade...turn them into ICE bus-boarding points...southbound only...
2006-09-10 09:40:25 · answer #9 · answered by gokart121 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop... just stop... I am racking up off your questions with pointssssssssss...
2006-09-10 09:25:53 · answer #10 · answered by Kevin H. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about quick sand and target shooting?
2006-09-10 09:21:21 · answer #11 · answered by jackie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋