2006-09-10 09:03:47 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Diet & Fitness
"These are the cries of the carrots! Let the rabbits wear glasses!..."
(Sorry. Had to be said. I mean, quoted.)
No, eating carrots will not protect you from earthquakes. Earthquakes are far too powerful a force of Nature for a mere root vegatable to offer any protection. For that, you really need tomatoes, which are not roots but berries masquerading as vegetables.
Carrots DO provide some moderate protection from wolves. See, Canis lupis is known to have an aversion to carotene, which is what gives carrots their deep yellow/orange color. If you eat carrots every day (being careful not to overdose on the vitamin A, which can make you sick if consumed in excess), the beta carotene on your breath will be enough to keep all but the most determined wolves at bay.
(Ask a really silly question, get a really silly answer. Hope it was amusing, at least.)
2006-09-10 09:59:27 · answer #1 · answered by Red 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i dont believe so but if you move to a part of the country that doesnt have earthquakes and wolves you will be safe from them
2006-09-10 09:09:27 · answer #2 · answered by tiffany a 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It will protect you from wolves because they are meat-eaters.
2006-09-10 09:07:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up, and two points, for the most ridiculous question I've seen.
2006-09-10 09:06:53 · answer #4 · answered by pizzasjedi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, indeed ! They'll also protect you from getting hit by an astroid...
2006-09-10 09:19:17 · answer #5 · answered by Vinegar Taster 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes but your missing one key element ...it will only truly work when you add an jalapeno and it should be inserted anally...lol
2006-09-10 09:12:05 · answer #6 · answered by Jennifer W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but eating healthy will improve your chances of surviving.
2006-09-10 09:06:21 · answer #7 · answered by miknave 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are such a cute kitty, why you want to talk so stupid? Just sit there and look pretty.
2006-09-10 09:17:42 · answer #8 · answered by patti duke 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but only if you throw in some grapefruit and bananas.
2006-09-10 09:06:41 · answer #9 · answered by trainer53 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know, but a banana in your ear keeps away alligators.
2006-09-10 09:07:01 · answer #10 · answered by Jeanette R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋