I got him confused because I saw this totally accurate picture of Jesus at a church and I didn't know he was dead, so I just started praying to pictures of Ted Nugent. But my friend corrected me and said that Jesus is not Ted Nugent. But since I have begun praying to Ted, more of my prayers have come true. And I wonder, is this because Ted Nugent is a man of action, and Jesus is just a dead guy who talked a lot, but didn't take any actions to make change? Ted Nugent shoots squirrells and speaks his mind, and don't lay down for any punks. Jesus just talked about change, and then gave up, and allowed himself to be punished, layed down for the punks. Is this assumption correct? Should I keep on praying to Ted Nugent?
2006-09-10 08:03:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sounds good to me. Oh by the way, can you ask him for a pay raise for me since you have the inside track. I've renewed my NRA membership if that helps.
2006-09-10 08:11:43 · answer #1 · answered by masterwitchphd 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
YES!!! Ted Nugent rocks!!!
2006-09-11 09:16:40 · answer #2 · answered by It'sMe23 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You have been praying to the devil---he answers prayers also, but in the end you will not like the results that you get. The devil never keeps his promises because he is a liar.
2006-09-10 15:08:53 · answer #3 · answered by Preacher 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
wow. u r dumb. no dont pray to ted nugent. just because the picture was of ted nugent you did still direct ur prayers to Jesus. so stop praying to the picture but keep praying to God
2006-09-10 15:10:04 · answer #4 · answered by imwearingnewsox 2 · 2⤊ 5⤋
until you get serious about God, your prayers wont matter, so by all means keep praying to terrible ted
2006-09-10 15:06:49 · answer #5 · answered by SETFREEBYJESUS 4 · 3⤊ 3⤋
stupid... no you shouldn't keep on praying to Ted Nugent. U tink he's answered ur prayers but that's not even true. I bet he doesn't even know who you are...sad sad sad
2006-09-10 15:09:57 · answer #6 · answered by Lauris 2 · 2⤊ 6⤋
surely you are on medication but consider having it changed--I am very sorry you have no life and that your parents never showed you any attention you poor little thing---go up on the meds and eat and sleep!
2006-09-10 15:09:35 · answer #7 · answered by keepingthefaith 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Hell no...cuz you're making an idol out of this nutcase!! Nope...your ears just aren't open to the Lord!! Read the FIRST Commandment of the TEN Commandments!!
2006-09-10 15:06:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 5⤋
Ted's gonna have to give up all those guns before he can be considered a God!
2006-09-10 15:06:45 · answer #9 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 2⤊ 5⤋
I feel Sorry for you. you can't see what you are doing. Jesus
Died for you so you can Be In Heaven. and you make fun of Him like this. I pity you.
2006-09-10 15:26:32 · answer #10 · answered by Proud Mommy 6 · 1⤊ 4⤋