three men checked into a hotel. the clerk at the counter told them there was only one room left so the men decided to all share the bed. next morning, the man that slept on the right side of the bed said, ‘I had a really weird dream. I dreamt that someone jerked me off.'
'that’s weird,' said the guy on the left side of the bed, ‘I also dreamt that someone jerked me off.'
the man in the middle said, ‘I had a different dream, I dreamt that I went skiing.'
2006-09-10 07:55:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Three women were discussing their pregnances and old wives tales.
The red haired Irish woman with a wink said, when I conceived I was on top so I am going to have a boy.
The black woman said, oh I was on the bottom, I guess I am going to have a girl.
The blonde haired German woman broke into tears. The others asked what was the problem. Oh ya she cried, I sink I am going to have ze puppies!
2006-09-10 08:13:17 · answer #1 · answered by kellring 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol ******* funny giving u a 10
2006-09-10 15:20:09 · answer #2 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! that's funny! i had a dream, that my boyfriend, (who's completely strait), broke up with me for my brother!
2006-09-10 08:00:23 · answer #3 · answered by Hunter Jumper 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL i'll half to rememeber that one
2006-09-10 07:59:01 · answer #4 · answered by preciousmoments1962 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao hehehe.. nice joke :D
2006-09-10 15:08:21 · answer #5 · answered by fersitf 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmmm...good joke! by the way,what's the question?!
2006-09-10 07:59:44 · answer #6 · answered by zed 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol! that's funny!
2006-09-10 07:59:22 · answer #7 · answered by CoolChick2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL your funni mwa!!!!!!! :)
2006-09-10 14:50:19 · answer #8 · answered by Marixa M 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG good one!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-10 08:00:38 · answer #9 · answered by babyblue 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋