a older man goes to the doctors for same viagra. as he was having problems getting an erection, the doctor explains that he must see his wife be for he can help him.
so they both go back the next day, the doctor calls the wife in first, tells her to undress and lie naked on the bed,
tells her to turn around a few times and to bend over, and jump up on the table and pose in various positions,
then says get dressed and please tell your husband to come in alone,
her husband walks in and the doctor say" there is nothing wrong with you i couldn't get erection either...
sorry ;0)
2006-09-10 07:32:55 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
one of the best i have read for a while. well done
2006-09-10 07:37:45 · answer #1 · answered by inquisitiveman30 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK try this one
a woman goes to the doctor, complaining that she cant get a man.
the doctor asks her to see a specialist in Harley street - a Dr Wang.
on visiting Dr Wang, he tells her to "strip off, and crawl on all fours over to the window and back"
she dutifully obeys his instructions, all the while he is looking her over and mumbling to himself in Chinese.
after she has done this, she is ordered to do the same journey, to the window and back, but this time to try and do it on her back.
again she does this without hesitation, and yet again he mumbles in Chinese.
after she has done this second task he tells her to get dressed and he will tell her what is wrong with her.
Dr Wang then informs her that she has "exractry disease"
"what the hell is that???" she asks.
"its when your face looks exractry like your **** !!!"
you think your joke is bad ... there are more of them out there than you think ... lol :-)
2006-09-10 14:43:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I once went to the doctors suffering from flatulence.
I sat down and said,
"doctor, I cant stop farting".
My doctor walked over to the corner and got a long pole with a big hook on the end.
I looked at it in horror and said, "Doctor, What are you going to do with THAT?"
My doctor said, "I'm going to open the windows, it stinks in here."
PHEW!!
2006-09-10 14:37:56 · answer #3 · answered by Mr Cheese 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2006-09-10 14:37:10 · answer #4 · answered by ALAN Q 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like that one! Here's an old one -
Doctor - "Big breaths"
Young lady - " Yeath, and I'm only thixthteen!"
2006-09-10 15:46:05 · answer #5 · answered by Sam O'Shanter 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yet another good one. Anymore?
2006-09-10 15:44:50 · answer #6 · answered by angelo26 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao yeh funny
2006-09-10 17:04:44 · answer #7 · answered by Chocoholic 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah... that is definatly a good one lol
2006-09-10 14:35:39 · answer #8 · answered by CC 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not really that funny. I cracked a smile, but that was about it.
2006-09-10 14:43:31 · answer #9 · answered by grey_sky_morning84 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol that was bloody hilarious! You had me cracking up
2006-09-10 14:38:01 · answer #10 · answered by bluestar 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋