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Question

Mailman's last day

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying
the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When
he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the
whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way
with a big gift envelope.

At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific
fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful
blonde woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand,
gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and
led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with
the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had
enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast;
eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed
orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of
steaming coffee.

As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under
the cup's bottom edge. All this was just too wonderful for words,"
he said, "but what's the dollar for?"

Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be
your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I
asked him what to give you." He said, "Screw him, give him a
dollar!" The blonde then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

Answer 1

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oh, sorry, I can't stop laughing... *giggle*

Answer 2

lol. thats good, but ive heard better

Answer 3

Heard it.

Answer 4

haha, good one!

Answer 5

very good?

Answer 6

HAHAHAHAHA

Answer 7

great joke....thanks.

Answer 8

I love this one everytime I hear it, thanks!