Atheists and Agnostics are lieing to try and seperate the christian nation from jesus,
they are actually claiming that pizza is round and is made of cheese, some claim that you can order it on the phone and a man or a woman will bring it to you in their car.
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NO where in the Bible does it say Pizza is round, or made of cheese, like the moon is, and no where are phones mentioned in the Bible. NO WHERE> Proof it atheists, what verse.
2006-09-10 06:27:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thy shall not covet another mans pizza which is made with unleavened bread and meats.. hold the shrimp
2006-09-10 06:34:20 · answer #1 · answered by genaddt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont base everything off the bible, truth is most of it is bologna, thats right bologna, and it doesnt have to be in the bible, what does pizza have to do with the bible you ignorant person, pizza is round, unless made in a square/rectangle shape, if im not mistaken. What shape is it in your world? you can call up the pizza place using a telephone, which was invented by alexander grahm bell, the telephone can be called phone, the tele, telephano, and many other names for it in other languages, you touch 7 numbers 10 if you use the area code, and it will use cables to transmit your voice to wherever you called, you can have a conversation using the telephone, anyway, you order from the pizza place and their emploees will get into their car using gasoline and energy to drive to your house (which you told them where you lived.) and hand it to you where you exchange it for your money, and you go inside and eat it (you dont have to eat all of it at once, save some of it for the next day.) and the moon isnt made of cheese that was proven when we landed on the moon, and when our astronaughts bit into it it was not cheese they got a big surprize, and ATHEISTS ARE NOT LIERS WHEN IT COMES TO PIZZA, SO LEAVE YOUR LIES SOMEWHERE ELSE.
2006-09-10 06:40:48 · answer #2 · answered by Michelangelo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
darn Atheists thought police always sending those missionaries out to tell people there faith is wrong and everyone should think the way they think going around arguing and calling people names its a outright nonreligious war. What a shame there such hypocritee. If they only looked at all the people who looked for truth not the lies they would see that not being a hypocrit is one common thread of truth that every religion shares and truth is truth if there is a god or there isn't truth is still truth and no becoming a hypocrite is the truth.
2006-09-10 06:36:54 · answer #3 · answered by Rich 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pizza is rectangular with a thick crust tomatoe sauce fresh basil, chopped fresh tomatoes and roasted garlic. Round with cheese what a crock -a-hooey
2006-09-10 06:32:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jimmy, my boy, you really need to get out more often. You sound reaaaallllly bored.
Why not golf instead? I've heard it's fun....
Then there is my personal favorite: laying on a beach doing NOTHING. Try it sometime, it is MUCH more satisfying than the computer!
2006-09-10 06:31:45 · answer #5 · answered by MamaBear 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe they just enjoyed the shadow of the pizza
2006-09-10 08:58:59 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The pizza I had on Saturday was square. So I can't be of much help. LOL
2006-09-11 02:47:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't use a phone to order my Pizza.
I pray and the pizza arrives. God is Good!
2006-09-10 06:33:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get a life
2006-09-10 06:36:52 · answer #9 · answered by Caveman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is great. I give you a gold star for the day! Your satire is hilarious!
2006-09-10 06:36:31 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs. Pears 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋