2006-09-10 06:17:09 · 4 answers · asked by Dev 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
there are twins, one is named arie and the other is Dominic. Dominic want to suprise his wife. So he says: i wish i could get rid of my wife! But artie is a hitman, so he takes this as a job and charges him one dollar. He goes to dominicks house and chokes the wife, while he's draging the body, the butler sees, so he chokes him to death as well. but then the maud comes in and he chokes her as well. By then the police come in.
what was the headline?
Artie chokes three for a dollar at Dominicks!
[atrichikes, the vegetable]!
2006-09-10 06:22:01 · answer #1 · answered by Lucas R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A mad guy once entered a laundry and raped a washing lady and ran away. Next day the news paper headlines read:
"Nut screws washers and bolts".
2006-09-11 01:27:23 · answer #2 · answered by indiananytime 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some anecdotes, short stories of Gandhiji will be more appropriate, u can get it from the net.
2006-09-11 05:12:47 · answer #3 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry man but I don't want to joke around dude!
2006-09-10 13:21:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋