2006-09-10 05:56:23 · 28 answers · asked by rasckal 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Walk faster.
2006-09-10 05:57:33 · answer #1 · answered by Michelle *The Truth Hurts 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Walk briskly to the next aisle
2006-09-10 13:02:26 · answer #2 · answered by Tiggerdn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start making puking sounds and say really loud "someone just s hit their pants over here in the (whatever) isle" and then run fast before the clean-up crew gets there !!! There is nothing more disgusting than to walk into someones nasty gas-bomb !!!
2006-09-10 13:43:43 · answer #3 · answered by drivinuptown 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I rush to the next aisle and then ask whoever is there in a loud voice... Did you FART in the (insert name) aisle?! That was a GOOD one!!!
2006-09-10 13:02:53 · answer #4 · answered by ModernMerlin 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Call the manager and file a formal complaint.
2006-09-10 12:58:45 · answer #5 · answered by yahoohoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to another aisle, fast, and come back for what you need once it has 'died down'.
2006-09-10 12:59:15 · answer #6 · answered by Peachy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Demand to see the manager, and remonstrate loudly that this sort of thing will not do, then take off your white glove and slap it across his or her face, proclaiming that you 'demand satisfaction'.
2006-09-10 13:41:25 · answer #7 · answered by shabbathanks 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Invite others to join the smell.
2006-09-10 13:04:07 · answer #8 · answered by Oh Yeah! 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hold my breath and walk faster!
2006-09-10 13:34:27 · answer #9 · answered by Von 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd probably yell out Geez, someone needs to wipe their a&& and then hightail it outta there.
2006-09-10 13:02:49 · answer #10 · answered by tikitiki 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋