Better question would be, when people who get this joke laugh and type an answer, what happens to the people who don't get that I'm joking, do they type an answer saying I knew it you are trying to replace God!
2006-09-10 05:54:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2006-09-10 05:56:59 · update #1
Yes, of course. And, if it makes them feel better, we can use the guidelines in their little book of stupid stories.
2006-09-11 02:53:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When evolutionists take over earth, do creationists become our(sp) slaves? No, because evolutionists are evolving into a lower life form that creationists will still have to take care of.
2006-09-10 06:00:05 · answer #2 · answered by rndyh77 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know Jim... I actually went to your link and looked at the completely ignorant question you responded to by that Christian moron about "running over an atheist."
I think however, (where the other turd is a complete loss.) You are actually an intelligent poignant, respectable man with a message that is above all this sh*t. and it is a shame how you resort to this kind of thing to counter their generational stupidity.
Like Jesus said. "Forgive them, for they know not what they do."
I believe that they are honestly ignorant. I also believe that you know better in your heart...
Jesus also said "To whom much is given, much is required."
I expected better from you than to perpetuate this sort of thing... Im sorry you don't agree.
It actually says in the Bible in Ecclesiastes 2: 12 -14
"Then, I turned myself to consider wisdom and madness and folly; for what can the man do who succeeds the King? Only what He has already done. Then I saw that wisdom excels folly as light excels darkness. The wise man's eyes are in his head but the fool walks in darkness, yet I myself percieved, that the same event happens to them all."
NOW tell me that the Bible holds no wisdom for you...
2006-09-10 06:00:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Evolutionists can certainly try to take over the world, but we have GOD on OUR (glad you caught that) side.
2006-09-10 06:00:53 · answer #4 · answered by TJMiler 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you consider it a 'win/lose' master/slave situation.
People will see we were all striving for the same result, no matter how we get there.
2006-09-11 00:14:15 · answer #5 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, because God will defeat them by making them listen to Kerry speeches until they say uncle.
Even Jesus cannot figure out which position he is taking from word to word.
2006-09-10 05:57:38 · answer #6 · answered by Diana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We're talking about young and hot female slaves, right?
2006-09-10 06:06:30 · answer #7 · answered by Toronto 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll take a Creationist slave if she's 18-20 years old.
2006-09-10 05:55:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
It depends on who or what evolves first.
What if a dog evolves faster than a man, will you accept begoming Dogs best friend
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2006-09-10 05:59:23 · answer #9 · answered by cdubsj2 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let's hope so. We could use a few slaves again, ever since the dang Yankees took ours away.
2006-09-10 05:56:52 · answer #10 · answered by yahoohoo 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋