What about a bunch of squirrels?
2006-09-10 05:32:06 · 12 answers · asked by Nerdly Stud 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Are the squirrels atheists or on the way to church?
2006-09-10 05:38:43 · answer #1 · answered by snapdragon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but not if you put it in reverse and ran over the atheist again.
Regarding the squirrels, you might have to watch Beaches as penance, but no hell.
2006-09-10 12:37:25 · answer #2 · answered by Colin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you run over an atheist the church will have a parade for you. But then they might do dirty things to you after sunday school. Becareful.
Oh, and god hates squirrels. Lazy, nut hordeing squirrels...
2006-09-10 12:34:36 · answer #3 · answered by TonerLow69 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
what are the odds of running over a BUNCH of squirrels. not likely i suppose. and as for the athiest. i would say if you didnt mean to run him over, i would think you are forgiven
2006-09-10 12:36:04 · answer #4 · answered by rlt101010 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, you actually get to cut ten spaces in line. but if you hit the squirrels you will go to squirrel hell.
2006-09-10 12:44:39 · answer #5 · answered by riderbluegreen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Atheists are fine, and maybe one squirrel, or one and a half, but a "bunch"? That's pushing it, buddy.
2006-09-10 12:34:46 · answer #6 · answered by God 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What makes you think you got to go before you ran him over?
2006-09-10 12:38:40 · answer #7 · answered by Judy L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are u such a bad driver? =)
I believe that if you are a christian you will go to heaven. But on this matter, i'm not the right person to answer.
2006-09-10 12:39:41 · answer #8 · answered by GodFollower 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It depends on if you're religious. Otherwise you'll just have to wait until you die to see whether heaven or hell is real.
2006-09-10 12:37:38 · answer #9 · answered by Akira_Cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess if you prayed for him.
Unless the Bible says to kill heretics.
2006-09-10 12:34:36 · answer #10 · answered by Fletcher 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋