You, humans, really cannot appreciate anything that is given to you.
Accepting apologies and prayers.
Love and kisses
your Jesus Christ
2006-09-10 04:59:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
nice try.
JC requires neither thanks, apologies, nor praise
2006-09-10 05:02:51 · answer #1 · answered by ỉη ץ٥ڵ 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha!Ha!Hey Christ Dude,tell us the real deal,you got burned up just like the other criminals and that's why there are no remains.And why did they wait 60 years to quote you and tell your story?You are a fake ,a fraud and a menace to society.It is because of you that people are killed every day because they have different beliefs.You really want to perform a freakin miracle,fix what you have screwed up!Then I'll be impressed.Also,you need to take the responsibility for your actions.You didnt die for anyones sins.You died because you broke the law and was executed as a criminal WITH criminals.You are just another convict seeking absolution for your pathetic choices in life.
But you sure do have a following of weak and pathetic zealots.They are quick to strike down and demean anyone and anything they percieve as un-YOU.Ha!Ha!Thanks for giving us the forum to crucify your butt again!Some of us are too intelligent to live with the primal fear of eternal damnation.If these fools will think back to the time before they were born they would be wise to realize that is where they return to,non-existance.Do you see all of the rediculous answers you have here?This is the overall mentality of the weak minded Christians.They need your martyrdom like a drunk needs a beer.You are a crutch for them to shore up their weakly and frail existance.I like the way you came with this.I hope you really believe that you are Jesus.Because it makes for some really funny headlines.When you go to killing folks because they are not pure and do not wish to have you in their lives,that evidences the true nature of Christianity.So getter done!!!!!
2006-09-10 12:13:42 · answer #2 · answered by Rick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I truely believe your trying to send a good message, but I am confused as to what your doing. Hopefully your not mocking the word or name of God. There will be many false prophets coming in Jesus name. No one should ever pretend they are Jesus. I feel you are trying to do this is a good way, to teach sinners a lesson. But no human can take the place of our Heavenly Father-Jesus. Can you think of a different way to send your beautiful messages ? Probably, I've missed something. Un-fortunately us humans have had to be leary of falseness. The devil comes in many forms. So you wonder why us humans are un-accepting of your tecnique.
2006-09-10 12:14:10 · answer #3 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, what are you thinking?? You are trying to play God, and I would not want to be in your shoes.
I am a Chrisitan and know 100% sure that I am going to heaven, and I know that He died for our sins.
You aren't Jesus so please stop pretending to be him.
Find something else to do with your time.
2006-09-10 12:06:54 · answer #4 · answered by Trina S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
jesus is the way the truth and the life. jesus died for all of our sins so that we would be free from sins . he paid your bill a long time ago.
2006-09-10 12:07:22 · answer #5 · answered by jo_we_do 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
We already made the Christian religion the biggest juggernaut made fully of 100% crap, what else do you want?
No wonder you kiss a lot, you hang out with 12 other men.
2006-09-10 12:33:46 · answer #6 · answered by Fletcher 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only the *real* Jesus can forgive me of my daily sins.
2006-09-10 12:05:37 · answer #7 · answered by MilkWeed 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You never died for anybody. Someone else did and you don't know Him.
2006-09-10 12:07:43 · answer #8 · answered by Red neck 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was meaning to send a note.
2006-09-10 12:02:54 · answer #9 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Imposter I hate imposters who want to be my savior. Two letters F-U.
2006-09-11 11:35:22 · answer #10 · answered by Da Great 1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
riiiiight, like JC will use yahoo answers, get real! next time, send me an email ok????
2006-09-10 12:04:21 · answer #11 · answered by Dragonflygirl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋