Joke 1.
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in! The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, I had no idea you were this religious. The boy turns, and whispers back, I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.
Joke 2.
Nuns
there were three nuns sitting at a cafe and the
first nun says guess what i found in the preachers bedroom.
playboy magazines!
the second nun says what did u do with them?
the first nun says i burned them...
the second nun says thats nothing, i found condoms in his room.
the first nun says well what did u do with them?
the second nun says i poked wholes in them all,
the third nun passes out.
Joke 3.
Elevator
A family of Hillbilies goes to the Mall, Where they are amazed, The mother goes off shopping and the father and son stare at these two silver doors that open and close everytime they close a new person comes out, then they see an old lady walk in and they hear a ding and a hot 24 yr. old blonde comes out, the dad whispers to the son, boy go git your mother.
Joke 4.
The world was about to flood so three girls climbed a mountain to talk to God when they got to the top god told them to jump of the mountain and shout what they wanted to become, the first girl shouted bald eagle, the second girl shouted drift wood and just as the third girl was jumping she tripped and shouted SH*T and thats exactly what she became... A BOY!!!
2006-09-10 04:47:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i love them all ill give u a 9.9, 10 , 9.9, 10
2006-09-10 05:20:13 · answer #1 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like the first one 7:5
2006-09-10 05:04:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the first two, the others weren't as funny, but you did bring a smile to my face. Overall, you get a rating of 7 out of 10 from me.
2006-09-10 05:29:16 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really good 1. 10 2. 7 3. 7.5 4. 6
2006-09-10 05:19:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the most the first one. The others are also great. And the last one is specially interesting. This is my rating:
1. 10
2. 9
3. 7
4. 9
All together, I would say 8.7!
I like them all!
2006-09-10 05:03:23 · answer #5 · answered by a girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Luv em all especially the nun one i give them all about a 8.5
2006-09-10 04:54:58 · answer #6 · answered by A Friend Of The Band I Swear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good
2006-09-10 04:59:06 · answer #7 · answered by Roma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever, cute, funny, and hillarious.
Your scores:
9, 9, 7, and 9
Overal score:
9
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2006-09-10 06:34:48 · answer #8 · answered by Mimi C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i only read the first 1 and it was funny
2006-09-10 05:26:48 · answer #9 · answered by Kris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love joke 1 & 3.. i'll give 8.5 altogether
2006-09-10 05:36:07 · answer #10 · answered by iNn3RbEaUtY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋