Remember when I died on the cross and you all thought I did it for your sins?
Unfortunately, that was one big bureaucratic mistake. The truth is I just wanted to know how it is to get nailed.
So I apologize if any of you thought your sins are forgiven and are headed for heaven.
But look it from the bright side, you'll be warm in hell.
Love and kisses (and apologies)
Jesus Christ
2006-09-10 04:05:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm sorry, but you never existed.
2006-09-10 04:07:01 · answer #1 · answered by Toronto 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
One's sins can really be forgiven if one really repents, really takes shelter of the Lord or His bonafide representative and never, ever commits a sin again. For example, when a student takes Harinama initiation in Vaisnava tradition, he is freed from his past sinful karma, but he wows to refrain from illicit sex, meat eating, intoxication and gambling for the rest of his life.
However, if one goes on sinning and still think they are bonafide Christian or whatever, that is the greatest offense. They love Jesus so much that they think, "Well, I am weak, I cannot refrain from sin. So let Jesus suffer for my sins." Unfortunately, that is very popular.
2006-09-10 04:17:33 · answer #2 · answered by H. B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He forgave all mankind. If Had no longer His death could propose no longer something, yet He did. besides the undeniable fact that it replaced into undesirable i do no longer think of the betrayal or maybe the crucifixion have been the extra severe section for Jesus. basically think of relating to the prayer interior the backyard, till now His betrayal. He replaced into so tormented he sweat blood and water. He knew He replaced into going for the 1st time in eternity be separated from the daddy, thoroughly cut back off. He had continuously had a superb bond, they as one, and for a quick time they could be 2. i don't comprehend in case you have ever been so in love they 2of you're like one. basically think of in case you knew earlier than time you have been going to be torn aside. yet, nonetheless Christ's love replaced into so great He forgave them with the aid of fact He knew those adult men have been being utilized with the help of devil. devil is the actual enemy, he makes use of our anger, confusion, unhappiness, injury, soreness...... To injury one yet another, we don't even comprehend it this is why Jesus stated "Forgive them they don't comprehend what they're doing."
2016-11-07 01:00:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who says that the Crucifixion of Jesus ended with his rising to the heaven? He is still crucified everyday. Every hour. Every time some mad man like you asks such idiotic question he puts a nail through Jesus' bones and flesh. Every time we take advantage of some person's weakness we nail Jesus. Every time we make fun of Him, we hammer a nail through him. Lets realize our mistakes folks. Lets give him some peace. Lets make him happy by our actions and words.
2006-09-10 04:14:45 · answer #4 · answered by Naazneen D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't like to play with god.
But god is going to be really angry with you because you said that.
PIcutre if your son died in any tragic and sad WAY!!!
Picture if your only son someone had for died!!
Just trying to get people in heaven but hell was over ruling.
Omg..
When you have your child god might do something to it.Just for you to understand the way he felt seeing his son dying and not even calling the angels for help. Dying for all of you to go to heaven...Blood dripping down him.. Crying of pain and agnony.
*Watch your actions because you never know who you are hurting*
If I was you I will apologize to the lord and god for your ignorants and trying to be funny about some things that are serious to us..
2006-09-10 04:11:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the kind of attitude that gives Christians a bad name.
2006-09-10 04:07:12 · answer #6 · answered by S K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A riduculous question needs a joke answer:
Atheists are afraid of:
People not agreeing with them.
Young punks smarting off to them.
Insubordinate employees (those punks!)
Losing their house after they walked on all sorts of people to get it.
Their bank account.
If they have a trophy wife.
If they get to take several vacations a year.
Doing a good deed and being called a boyscout.
The absence of booze and "good times."
If they can throw a house party to impress their neighbors.
Their neighbor's lawn (hey mow your lawn it is making mine look bad).
If they have the remote.
If someone tries to change the channel during a ball game.
2006-09-10 04:07:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
Dear Jesus,
Thats okay. We know your Father keeps his promises.
And we will pray for your PTSD.
Thanks,
Your family.
2006-09-10 04:14:27 · answer #8 · answered by pops 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to think you died for a god that does not exsist.you pulled off some good majic tricks though well done!
2006-09-10 04:09:58 · answer #9 · answered by mojomuppet 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
get a life
2006-09-10 04:08:05 · answer #10 · answered by Ohkay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one would think that if that's your religion then you sure are going to take a beating on your judgment day!
2006-09-10 04:09:34 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋