Tourist in London?

Question

Imagine that you are a tourist in London, doing all the compulsory Touristy things like drinking warm,flat beer, eating fish&chips out of old newspapers and taking lots of photographs to bore all your friends and family with.

The River Thames is in flood and right before your eyes Tony Blair and Gordon Brown are being swept out to sea. They're going down for the third time and in the space of half a second you realise that you can unsling your camera from its shoulder strap and use the strap to cast out as a lifeline to one, but ONLY one of them. Alternatively you can use the camera to record the event for posterity.

So the question is:
what shutter speed would you use?

Answer 1

Cruel yet amusing, i would use 30fps.

Answer 2

When where you last in London 1950s? chips in newspaper? I think your watching to many old black and white British movies

Answer 3

I enjoyed that but couldn't possibly answer
Unless......
They're too far away to grab the lifeline so you shout,
"Grab hold of Southend Pier!! Grab hold of Southend Pier!!"

(Perhaps it was too late)

Answer 4

i dont no about cameras but the best one, that would be something i would be selling to the papers

Answer 5

Put it on Bulb, my Uncle Pete says..

Answer 6

I will try to save them and not worry about pictures!

Answer 7

I would save them but tell the to emigrate and get asylum somewhere else. WHO WOULD GIVE THEM ASYLUM?

Answer 8

I would dive in and make sure they both drowned. Can't leave something that important to chance.

Answer 9

When on earth were you last in London?

Answer 10

Ha ha......my throat hurts even when i laugh xx