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Could you write me something nice?

Wow, It's a rhyme. Not only I'm the son of god, I'm also a great poet.

Love and kisses
Jesus Christ

2006-09-10 03:22:50 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

32 answers

sayin ur jesus is a sin ya kno, yup sooo repent now, or go to hell. Have fun!

2006-09-10 03:30:01 · answer #1 · answered by Rhi 1 · 0 1

A great poet yes but Jesus christ no!

2006-09-10 03:26:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Rev 22v16 "l Jesus,have sent My angel to testify to you these things in the churches. I am the Root and the Offspring of David, the Bright and Morning Star."

2006-09-10 03:38:47 · answer #3 · answered by David S 2 · 0 0

I find it interesting that making fun of Jesus Christ seems to be widely acceptable. However, if you make fun of other religions like Judaism, Islam, etc, or their leaders you are considered to be intolerant. I do not condone the putting down of any religion or belief.

2006-09-10 03:32:59 · answer #4 · answered by GB 3 · 1 0

We've been warned that some people in the latter days would rise up and call themselves the Christ...And here you are. We must be close to the last days...Thanks for letting us know!

2006-09-10 03:29:16 · answer #5 · answered by yourdayscoming 3 · 1 0

How much will you charge me for some nice landscaping? I need a landscaper and my next door neighbor said I should ask Jesus.

2006-09-10 03:25:21 · answer #6 · answered by gotalife 7 · 3 0

Jesus rocks. He is featured prominently in my poem "'Twas the Night Before Ragnarok".

2006-09-10 03:25:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well, many historicians say that jesus lived then died about 20 centuries ago.

The nice words I have for dead people are: "Rest in Peace".
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2006-09-10 03:27:08 · answer #8 · answered by Axel ∇ 5 · 1 0

I have a million partial song lyrics questions posted, wanna take a stab at em?

2006-09-10 03:28:20 · answer #9 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0 0

Your ancestors were African and you were born in the Middle East and you are probably buried in India where you went to after the Crucifixion. If the cap fits, wear it.

2006-09-10 03:25:54 · answer #10 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 0 1

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