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2006-09-10 02:34:45 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I would not know but I can tell you it has been tried before with less than favorable results. Are you ready to take that path?

2006-09-10 02:39:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

well condsidering this "God" probably isn't that king like....and doesn't sit on a throne, because that is a concept of humans.
Probably you would just have to believe you already have this "throne" but be worried, you shall be smitted.
XD

2006-09-10 09:38:33 · answer #2 · answered by jan_b777 1 · 0 0

son, no one can challenge my father for his throne. and since I'm God too, no one can challenge me... Or something like that.

I expect you to repent for your sins and blasphemy.

If you do so, I'll see you soon in heaven.

Looking forward to seeing you in heaven,
Jesus

2006-09-10 09:40:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You'd need a big army, of course, and they'd need to be faithful to you and your cause. You'd need weapons, vehicles, aircraft and, of course, a fortress to plan your attack from. You'd need warriors, spies, magicians, scientists and workers. You'd need whole worlds on your side, but even then your enterprise is doomed without the subtle knife.

2006-09-10 09:43:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Rock, scissors, paper. Throw paper. God always comes with the rock first.

2006-09-10 09:38:02 · answer #5 · answered by Tommy 4 · 0 0

Blasphemy and hubris in one sentence, Jay? Add in a little pride and you got your triple threat down!
Well, if there is a god, you are damned now. We'll have to wait and see, won't we?

2006-09-10 09:38:42 · answer #6 · answered by Grendle 6 · 0 0

That's already been tried by a being mightier than you an d he lost... All you could hope for is a nice WARM place to spend eternity.... Jim

2006-09-10 09:39:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

you take off your glove, slap Him in the face and say "Sir, I challenge you to a duel."

2006-09-10 09:43:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"His"?! You dare call the Invisible Pink Unicorn, the One True Lord, male?!?!

Oh boy, you're in for it now, buddy.

2006-09-10 09:44:48 · answer #9 · answered by Another Nickname 2 · 0 0

You better be good, or else the punishment that will befall you is terrible, indeed

2006-09-10 09:37:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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