An anchor
2006-09-12 01:21:36
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answer #1
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answered by Perkins 4
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good one with the boomerang question too bad im so late but maybe i can give you a smile for my 2 points:
A distinguished young woman on a flight from
Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer
that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid
they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry
it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead
of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have
nothing to declare."
The official t hought this answer strange, so asked,
"And what do you have to declare from your waist to
the floor?"
"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be
used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said,
"Go ahead, Father." Next!
Practice can make perfect,
but it is passion that persuades..
2006-09-10 08:16:40
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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The mind boggler is nothing, but..........A...Boomerang
2006-09-10 08:11:20
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answer #3
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answered by Electric 7
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Your life.
2006-09-10 09:37:29
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answer #4
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answered by brogdenuk 7
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well i think the rest r rite...its a boomerang
2006-09-10 11:43:24
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answer #5
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answered by sue66 2
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a dog or boomerang
a dog, you throw it it returns it (usually)
2006-09-10 08:07:33
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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boomerang
2006-09-10 08:03:48
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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Your heart?!
2006-09-11 17:07:34
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answer #8
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answered by sweet_nili2000 2
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boomerang or toilet paper
2006-09-10 08:05:11
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answer #9
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answered by Chesh » 5
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my old man
2006-09-10 08:04:13
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answer #10
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answered by jonbonbaldy 1
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