2006-09-10 00:36:05 · 8 answers · asked by Mangrove 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
just laugh,hahahahahahahahaha
2006-09-10 00:38:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his community. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20" and stuck it in the door. The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was a notation "Genesis 3:10." Upon opening his Bible to the passage he let out a roar of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 reads: (Pastors note) "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come into him, and will dine with him, and he with me."
Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked."
Have a great day!!
2006-09-10 07:42:29 · answer #2 · answered by lisakay_tx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what is in common for a drawn man, a pregnant woman, and a burnt chicken in the oven?
in all cases something has been pulled out with excess delay.
cute??????
2006-09-10 08:28:57 · answer #3 · answered by reza 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats big, nasty, soaked in blood and holding an axe?
The man standing outside your window!
2006-09-10 07:40:07 · answer #4 · answered by mymindsablank 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favourite joke..."Why does Edward Woodward have so many 'd' s in his name?"
..."Because otherwise he'd be Eh-wah Woo-wah"
2006-09-10 07:42:33 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two ghosts chating .
ghost#1 to ghost #2 :do u believe in people?
(the end !!!!xexexexexe!!!!)
2006-09-10 07:42:31 · answer #6 · answered by fake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like you are in australia.
sorry to hear about steve.
2006-09-10 07:40:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you call your mother as MUM,
What would you call your mother's elder and younger sisters?
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MAXIMUM & MINIMUM ....?
2006-09-10 08:09:12 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋